STAY THE FIGHT! STRENGTH, EFFORT, AND DISCIPLINE. THESE ARE THE WATCH WORDS OF A WARRIOR -- Kevin Michael Vance
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STAY THE FIGHT! STRENGTH, EFFORT, AND DISCIPLINE. THESE ARE THE WATCH WORDS OF A WARRIOR -- Kevin Michael Vance
STAY THE FIGHT! STRENGTH, EFFORT, AND DISCIPLINE. THESE ARE THE WATCH WORDS OF A WARRIOR -- Kevin Michael Vance

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October 17, 2016

Definition of a Douche Bag...

Today at the gym I witnessed the physical embodiment of "the douche bag". First, he video taped himself, on his phone, jogging on a tread mill. Secondly, I saw him preen and caress himself in the mirror for over a minute. And third, the shirt lift-up: when said douche bag decides to pull the bottom of his tshirt up to his chin so he can admire his glistening abs in the mirror.

Rough day at the gym, folks. Rough day.

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