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		Title: HEATHER'S 
		Director: Michael Lehmann 
		Year: 1989 
		Reviewed: May 04, 2004
  
		
		
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	Heather's… holy shit, what an awesome film. 
 
The freakin' script is fucking amazing.   
 
Here is only a sample: 
 
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." 
 
"If you want to fuck with the eagles, you gotta learn how to fly." 
 
"Society nods it's head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself!" 
 
"I love you, Veronica.  Sure… I was comin' up here to kill you." 
 
"Eskimo…" 
 
"I love my dead gay son!" 
 
"How very…" 
 
This movie is a cult classic.  Search for it.  It is hard to find, but try.  You will not be disappointed.  (Hay!  It's Christian Slater and Winona Ryder before they were criminals.) 
 
And considering it was made in the 80's, nearly a decade before Columbine, it has even a more profound effect.  However, considering the tyrannical, totalitarian state of government we live in presently this movie could never have been successfully made today.    
	
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