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Title: UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION
Director: Len Wiseman
Year: 2006
Reviewed: January 25, 2006
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Fast Food Meal-Third Highest Rating |
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Loved it, loved it, loved it!
Underworld Evolution gets a high FAST FOOD REVIEW.
This movie is not perfect. However, it is well acted, and I love this mythology. And it is wet, children! Wet I tell you!
What do I mean by that?
I mean that Underworld Evolution runs red like a river... drowning in lakes of blood... spewing viscera and flesh as if they were copper coins thrown to the starving masses.
Not to mention the undeniable fact that I, the awe-struck viewer, was honored, nay... blessed to witness the near-naked brilliance and transcendent beauty of Kate Beckinsale.
Thank you for that, Kate. And thank you Wiseman for extending this bloody good romp.
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