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STAY THE FIGHT! STRENGTH, EFFORT, AND DISCIPLINE. THESE ARE THE WATCH WORDS OF A WARRIOR -- Kevin Michael Vance
STAY THE FIGHT! STRENGTH, EFFORT, AND DISCIPLINE. THESE ARE THE WATCH WORDS OF A WARRIOR -- Kevin Michael Vance

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Title: UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION
Director: Len Wiseman
Year: 2006
Reviewed: January 25, 2006

Rating:   Fast Food Meal-Third Highest Rating
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  UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION

Loved it, loved it, loved it!

Underworld Evolution gets a high FAST FOOD REVIEW.

This movie is not perfect. However, it is well acted, and I love this mythology. And it is wet, children! Wet I tell you!

What do I mean by that?

I mean that Underworld Evolution runs red like a river... drowning in lakes of blood... spewing viscera and flesh as if they were copper coins thrown to the starving masses.

Not to mention the undeniable fact that I, the awe-struck viewer, was honored, nay... blessed to witness the near-naked brilliance and transcendent beauty of Kate Beckinsale.

Thank you for that, Kate. And thank you Wiseman for extending this bloody good romp.
   



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